Cute Quote

From Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me; Apr 9, 2005; 07:37 into the first segment, Roxanne Roberts quoted Sir Jimmy Goldsmith as saying "When you marry your mistress, you create a vacancy."

Overheard at the Pope's Funeral

From some TV reporter, to my mother, to me (just now), quoting someone in the crowd at the funeral on Friday:

"Boy, could that guy pope!"

Sounds like a Chicagoan, to me :-)